We don't talk about breaches oh no no
We don’t talk about breaches oh no no, we don’t talk about breaches.
It was my day on call (it was her day on call),
I was busy typing, and the IR team were on standby (analysts were all stood by).
Magecart logs in with a mischievous grin (SKIMMER!)
You telling this story or am I? (I’m sorry mi vida go on).
Shopping site is hacked again (weak authenticatio-ooon),
Come listen and I will explain (there’ll lots of memes but anyway),
We don’t talk about breaches oh no no, we don’t talk about breaches!
Joanna Dalton is the Cyber Defence Lead at REA Group where she is responsible leading the operational security strategy for Australia’s largest proptech company. She has over 15 years of experience in digital forensics and incident response and has a PhD in artificial intelligence, data mining and network file systems (#NotAUsefulDoctor). Joanna loves analysing large data sets to uncover malicious activity and is driven by helping to make the worst day in IT security just that little bit better.